Do toads hold on?

More than 20 years ago I wrote a song for a friend’s Bachelor Party. He’s a zoologist who does research on amphibians, so the text had to connect somehow with that specialty, and I put quite a bit of mental energy into research and production. This morning I had e-mail from him, asking if I had the lyrics somewhere… and of course I did. It seemed sensible to make them available to broader audiences…