{"id":263,"date":"2006-05-22T20:54:46","date_gmt":"2006-05-22T20:54:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oook.info\/blog\/?p=263"},"modified":"2006-05-22T20:54:46","modified_gmt":"2006-05-22T20:54:46","slug":"geocalumny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oook.info\/blog\/?p=263","title":{"rendered":"Geocalumny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the moment, <b>geocalumny<\/b> is a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=geocalumny\">googlewhack<\/a>, albeit a self-referential googlewhack (i.e., it doesn&#8217;t really count, since I coined the term, to fill <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=%22much-needed+gap%22\">a much-needed gap<\/a>). Since the first instance (quoting from a John McPhee article in the <i>New Yorker<\/i> for 3 October 2005, and <a href=\"http:\/\/oook.info\/geo\/ksne.html\">mashing it up with a Google map<\/a> [9 Nov 2005]), I&#8217;ve noticed quite a few other passages that exemplify the highly-developed art of <b>geocalumny<\/b> (and\/or the closely related ethnocalumny, linguocalumny, and general trash talk). Today&#8217;s beauties come from <b>Madding Gerund<\/b> and from <i>London Review of Books<\/i>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>(of Texas, ca. 1840) <br \/>&#8230;filled with habitual liars, drunkards, blasphemers, and slanderers; sanguinary gamesters and cold-blooded assassins; with idleness and sluggish indolence (two vices for which the Texans are already proverbial); with pride, engendered by ignorance and supported by fraud.<br \/>(Nicholas Doran P. Maillard, <a href=\"http:\/\/itre.cis.upenn.edu\/~myl\/languagelog\/archives\/000166.html\">quoted<\/a> by Mark Liberman, who ends the posting with an addendum: &#8220;I need to add that I don&#8217;t subscribe to Maillard&#8217;s description as an accurate characterization of Texans, whether in 1840 or 2003, and especially not of my wife.&#8221;)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>and<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>(an &#8220;anonymous scribbler&#8221; annotating Leigh Fermor&#8217;s <b>Roumeli<\/b>, to contradict LF&#8217;s assertion that modern Greek is \u2018undisputed heir of ancient Greek\u2019) <br \/>&#8230;Nonsense. It is the barbarous pidgin of the Albano-Slavs who defile the land of their occupation with the deformity of their &#8220;dago&#8221; bodies and the squalor of their politics.<br \/>(quoted by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lrb.co.uk\/v27\/n16\/bear01_.html\">Mary Beard<\/a> in &#8220;Don&#8217;t forget your pith helmet&#8221;, <i>LRB<\/i> 18 Aug 2005)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This is very much in the &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=%22wogs+begin+at+calais%22\">Wogs begin at Calais<\/a>&#8221; vein that certain <a href=\"http:\/\/www.politicalcartoon.co.uk\/html\/history14.htm\">Blimpish<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/oook.info\/mt\/archives\/000168.html\">Britons<\/a> are sometimes thought to have invented. One can appreciate the spleen without endorsing the sentiments, right?<\/p>\n<p>Update: yesterday there was only one Google hit for &#8216;geocalumny&#8217;, but seemingly this posting has provoked a few more.<\/p>\n<p>Addendum: John Dowie&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.wfmu.org\/freeform\/2006\/05\/john_dowies_hat.html\">British Tourist<\/a> will please connoisseurs of musical variants of the genre.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the moment, geocalumny is a googlewhack, albeit a self-referential googlewhack (i.e., it doesn&#8217;t really count, since I coined the term, to fill a much-needed gap). Since the first instance (quoting from a John McPhee article in the New Yorker for 3 October 2005, and mashing it up with a Google map [9 Nov 2005]), [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oook.info\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oook.info\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oook.info\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oook.info\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oook.info\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/oook.info\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oook.info\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oook.info\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oook.info\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}