I figure that one of my Cosmic Responsibilities is to rediffuse novelties and other strange stuff that I encounter.

Some of my readers won’t know about l33t/1337/leet, but for others it’s yesterday’s cold oatmeal. Both subsets are likely to find Chris Coutts’ l33t version of Romeo and Juliet enlightening and/or amusing (forwarded to me by Ken Stallcup, stalwart maven of things linguistical). More of Chris’s Flash video productions will further elucidate… for instance, Hamlet is PATR TOO. But nothing will adequately prepare you for “There’s something about Osmethne”, so maybe you should just leave that one alone.