Valley Girl Frank Zappa Featuring Moon Unit Zappa Produced by Frank Zappa Album The Man From Utopia / Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch Valley girl She's a valley girl Valley girl She's a valley girl Okay, fine Fer sure Fer sure She's a valley girl In a clothing store Okay, fine Fer sure Fer sure She's a Like, oh my god! (Valley girl) Like, totally! (Valley girl) Encino is, like, so bitchin' (Valley girl) There's, like, the Galleria (Valley girl) And, like All these, like, really great shoe stores I, like Love going into, like, clothing stores and stuff I, like Buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff It's, like, so bitchin' Cause, like, everybody's like Super-super nice It's, like, so bitchin' Like On Ventura There she goes She just bought some bitchin' clothes Tosses her head And flips her hair She got a whole bunch of nothing in there Anyway He goes "Are you into S and M?" I go, oh, right Could you, like, just picture me In a, like, a leather teddy Yeah, right Hurt me, hurt me I'm sure! No way! He was, like, freaking me out He called me a beastie That's cause, like He was totally blitzed He goes, like, bag your face! I'm sure! Valley girl She's a valley girl Valley girl She's a valley girl Okay, fine Fer sure Fer sure She's a valley girl So sweet 'n pure Okay, fine Fer sure Fer sure She's a It's really sad (Valley girl) Like my English teacher He's like (Valley girl) He's like Mr. Bu-Fu (Valley girl) We're talking Lord God King Bu-Fu (Valley girl) I am so sure He's, like, so gross Like, he sits there and Like, plays with all his rings And he, like Flirts with all the guys in the class It's, like, totally disgusting I'm like so sure It's like Barf me out Gag me with a spoon! Last idea to cross her mind Had something to do with where to find A pair of jeans to fit her butt And where to get her toenails cut So, like I go into this, like, salon place, y'know And I wanted, like, to get my toenails done And the lady, like, goes "Oh, my god, your toenails are, like, so grody" It was, like, really embarrassing She's like "Oh, my God, like, bag those toenails" I'm like, "Sure" She goes "Uh, I don't know if I can handle this" Y'know I was like really embarrassed Valley girl She's a valley girl Valley girl She's a valley girl Okay, fine Fer sure Fer sure She's a valley girl And there is no cure Okay, fine Fer sure Fer sure She's a valley girl And there is no cure Like, my mother is, like, a total space cadet (Valley girl) She, like Makes me do the dishes (Valley girl) And clean the cat box (Valley girl) I am sure That's, like, gross (Valley girl) Barf out! (Valley girl) Oh, my God! (Valley girl) Hi! Uh-huh (Valley girl) My name? My name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley girl) Uh-huh That's right, Ondrya (Valley girl) Uh-huh I know, it's like (Valley girl) I do not talk funny I am sure (Valley girl) What's'a matter with the way I talk? (Valley girl) I am a val, I know (Valley girl) But I live in, like In a really good part of Encino So it's okay (Valley girl) (Valley girl) So, like, I don't know (Valley girl) I'm, like, freaking out totally (Valley girl) Oh my God! (Valley girl) Hi, I have to go to the orthodontist (Valley girl) I'm getting my braces off, y'know (Valley girl) But I have to wear a retainer That's going to be really, like, a total bummer I'm freaking out I'm sure Like, those things that, like, stick in your mouth They're so gross You, like, get saliva all over them But, like, I don't know It's going to be cool, y'know You guys might see my smile It'll be, like, really cool Except my, like My teeth are, like, too small But no biggie It's so awesome It's like tubular, y'know Well, I'm not, like, really ugly or anything It's just like I don't know You know me I'm, like, into the, like, the clean stuff Like, Pac-Man And like, I don't know Like, my mother, like Makes me do the dishes It's, like, so gross Like, all the stuff, like Sticks to the plates And it's like, it's like Somebody else's food, y'know It's like grody Grody to the max I'm sure It's, like, really nauseating Like, barf out Gag me with a spoon! Gross! I am sure! Totally! Valley Girl was a combination of a bass riff Frank Zappa composed and his then 14-year-old teenage daughter Moon Unit Zappa’s desire to work with her dad. According to a Frank Zappa biography, he woke Moon up in the middle of the night and took her to a studio to re-create conversations that Moon had with her friends. Moon provided Frank much of the song’s… read more » What have the artists said about the song? On David Letterman, Frank and Unit discussed it at length. Moon said that the song was about her peers from the San Fernando Valley, which FZ said was “one of the most disgusting places on earth” which he “hated.” He attributed the success to the fact that people found the song “cute.” That interview is here.