Little peasant upon the land
what's that implement in your hand?
How many years have you been here?
What do you call your mother's brother?
Tell me what you shouldn't do and what you oughta,
Now that I've got my data I'm on my way

Anthropologist pen in hand
Now you're standing here on my land
You to me are but a passing breeze
Kroeber, Leach and Levi-Strauss
and even Malinowski have stayed in my house,
Now that you've got your data, where's my pay?

Dialects run along isogloss bundles
Leaving little wavy lines across the Earth
With money from Ford and it's all very interesting
But other than that, tell me what is it worth?
Other than that, tell me what is it worth?